We all know that the Shrek series was orchestrated by the Illumanti to assert the ideas of alchemy and magic into the unsuspecting minds of children, correct? Well, a few months ago, the Illumanti took it a single step further.
Using their immense scientific capabilities, they genetically created Shrek. They then cloned the ogre and placed them in swamps all around the world.
In a drunken night of science, one of the more adventurous members sent some of his servants to collect Charles Barkley's DNA. This was easily accomplished in a few hours.
After toying with the controls of the Genetic Creation Machine, the abomination you see now was created.
(derp derp i don't own shrek or charles barkley's face don't sue me)